My Twisted Hobby: Accept Cheezus In Your Life!

Updated May 25, 2017.

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Dear Seeker of Success,

You may not be aware of the fact that I have some odd hobbies.

One of them that I get no time to indulge in anymore is heckling street preachers.

Way back when I was a utterly virginal college student, attending UCLA, I actually had some female fans and admirers of my heckling.

A couple of summers ago, I got word that the preacher I used to heckle from 1979-1981 was back on campus, so I headed down to UCLA, and sure enough, there was Brother Jed, wearing the same ice-cream suit and telling the same stale stories.

So I heckled him a bit for old times’ sake and invited some people to “Accept Cheeses” into their lives.

Before You Say Anything….

When this video was posted on YouTube, it got its fair share of both love and hate in the comments.

One even called for me to be retroactively aborted!

So what?

The fact is, when it comes to claiming the success, fulfillment, and happiness you desire and deserve, those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.

Rejecting the propaganda from the Romance Racketeers at the Ministry of Truth will cause some people to question you.

Some will tease you – like, you’ll be out with some friends and they’ll say “Hey look at that broad over there. She’s hot. Why don’t you just walk right up to her and show us this ‘Sarging’ thing?”

Others, seeing you take a stand for yourself (and for the women who have been waiting FAR TOO LONG for a man to create for her the space where she can be in full integrity and alignment with her desires and her power as a woman to experience and enjoy those desires, will actually root for you to fail.

Does it matter now?

Will it matter when you are romping cheerfully down Main Street in the Land of Moist Pink Abundance, capital of the Kingdom of Sarge?

YOU Make The Call

Don’t let ANYONE tell you otherwise.

Extend one middle finger to your haters, and with the fingers on your other hand, give her the satisfaction and orgasmic delight SHE deserves.

The women are waiting.

Now what in the name of Lauren’s lingerie are you waiting FOR?

Peace,

RJ

P.S. Making this change in your life can be a challenge.

Studying my courses is the bridge between where you are, and the gates of the Kingdom of Sarge.

And, working together, we can get you there much faster.