The Craziest Kinky Sex Stories from Reddit to Make You Go “Oh!”

Men and women on Reddit open up about the weirdly wonderful and kinky sex stories they’ve done between the sheets—and beyond. You’ll be amazed.

Perhaps it’s true when they say you can find all of the strangest stuff on the Internet. But if you’ve ever been to Reddit, you’ll know that “strangest” doesn’t even begin to describe the kinky sex stories and crazy experiences of those making up the thriving communities.

And no wonder—the site has so many visitors looking for all the juiciest, most interesting, and trendiest details from even the most average of average anonymous joes *or so it seems—double-life swingers, anyone?* [Read: 10 tips to help you open up and discover your kinky side]

Kinky sex stories from Reddit

Now, if you’re looking for kinky sex stories, take it from the Redditors. That’s why we have collected some of the juiciest, raunchiest, and most titillating kinky sex stories straight from the popular website.

#1 Pulling a hamstring *via arnooldpoomer.* “My girlfriend pretends to be a hamster where the bed is her cage and my dick is her water spout. She’ll do normal hamster stuff like create little nests in the pillows and snuggle or scurry around and burrow in corners. But when it’s time for water, she swiggity swooties her booty to my spout and sucks it dry.”

#2 Wee baby carrot *via Callmebobbyorbooby.* “After we have sex and I’ve shrank back down, she likes to grab my penis with her thumb and forefinger and examine my dick while telling me “aw it looks like a baby carrot.” She knows how to make a guy feel special.” [Read: 14 things you say or do that emasculates your man]

#3 Bloody sexy *via Paraduct.* “One time when my girlfriend was on her period, she got really horny that night. So I proceed to eat her out, discovered I had a new fetish that night. Now every time we watch vampire diaries, I get an erection.”

#4 Touchy-feely *via Kit5une.* “We have sex on her period… not sure if it’s weird, but it just doesn’t bother me at all. She likes to hold my penis like all the time. We will be sitting down watching TV or something or just lying down somewhere or something, and she will just slip her hand in my jeans and hold onto my penis. not like a hand job or anything, she just likes to hold it. It kinda gets like semi-hard and stays in that semi-hard state.

Also, when we are sleeping, she will make me put my hand on her vulva. Just like sit there on top of her mound, under her underwear. If I roll off during the night and she wakes up, she will make me move my hand back there. She does this EVERY NIGHT.” [Read: Middle of the night sex – Are you having it often?]

#5 Signed and sealed *via tightnshiny.* “All kinds of kinky fetish stuff. A few nights ago we f*cked in a huge, clear PVC bag with an inside zip. Really sweaty and lots of fun. To my surprise, she really enjoyed it too.

Edit to all the people telling me how dangerous this is: no shit. Sometimes enjoyable things aren’t completely safe and require precautions. Live a little, or die trying. Damn that sounded a lot less like a white trash bumper sticker in my head.”

#6 The beauty of the unknown *redpandabear.* “Strapped down, blindfolded, ball-gagged. He used any toy he wanted on me, from my rabbit vibrator to anal beads to the flogger. Fucked my mouth when he felt like it, tormented me with ice, and then hot wax immediately after. I didn’t know what was going to happen next or when, and all I could do was listen to his footsteps and occasional murmurs to me.” [Read: 15 dirty ways to have the sexiest rough sex ever]

#7 Sexual and psychological. “Rape fantasy. Blindfolded and tied her to a tree in the woods while camping, fucked her then I went back to the campsite a few yards away and chilled for a few minutes. I would come by and fuck her for a little while then leave, then come back and act like a different guy and do it again. It was pretty hot.” [Read: The rape fantasy and other top fantasies for women]

#8 Two girls, two red bums *via dctctx.* “Had two girls standing up, attached to the ceiling by their wrists via a chain. Stimulated one with a vibrator while spanking the other one with a paddle. The girl being stimulated had to count out every time I spanked the other girl. If she forgot to count or miscounted, I switched the toys around. It took ages – and two very red bums – before anyone came.”

#9 Buffet delight *via writergal.* “My ex and I had a d/s relationship in the bedroom and so there were some very, very fun times. Probably one of the kinkiest and one of the absolute sexiest was when he undressed me, took me down to his kitchen, laid me on my back on the center island, tied me in place and put a vibrator inside me.

Then he made some dim sum and ate it off my stomach, occasionally pouring teriyaki sauce over it so it would run down my hips and pool at my bellybutton. Every now and again he’d dip his fingers in his drink and rub it over my nipples and then suck them clean. The whole time I wasn’t allowed to move or make a sound. Came so hard the minute I was allowed.” [Read: BDSM tricks and tips for curious first-timers]

#10 Air-tight plan *via my_throwaway_child.* “A drinking buddy of mine *late 40s, early 50s* got divorced and found himself a 20-something girlfriend from a very conservative family who was basically a closet freak. She always wanted to get gang-banged and be “air tight” *all holes filled* so he set it up.

I was lucky enough to be asked to join in. Funny part was out of the 10 guys he invited, only 2 showed up *3 including him*. Best part, one of her sexual fantasies was to be with a black guy, so she was giving me extra special attention the entire night.” [Read: Top 50 kinky ideas for a sexy relationship]

#11 Tried and tested *via clovisx.* “I have always been the kinkier one in our relationship, but she is game to try most things. I like rimming *giving and receiving*, watersports *receiving*, and stretching, working up to fisting *giving and receiving, but she’s not so into the giving part on this*. When we had our daughter, I also started getting turned on by pregnant sex and lactation. That was a really unique experience that I enjoyed quite a bit.”

#12 The usual, but not quite *viavmsmith.* “Just plain old missionary… but on a grave in an old graveyard in the middle of the night in Fair Haven, Vermont.”

[Read: 11 most common fetishes in the world + 5 super weird ones]

There you have it – the crème de la crème of kinky sex stories from real-life anonymous Redditors. While some may be too good to be true, there are definitely some that are worth trying yourself.

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