Every Guy’s Nightmare! 15 Ways to Cure a Limp Dick in No Time

It happened… a limp dick when you want to have sex. But, things happen. Don’t worry, here are some tips for how to cure a limp dick.

As a woman, there have been times where I’m about to have sex, and the guy can’t get it up. Or he can, but it’s really a struggle. Of course, I immediately start assuming it’s because of me. And in some cases, a limp dick could have very well been because of me, but that’s just me being selfish now.

I mean, a man who is having a limp dick is going through his own thing at that moment, and here I am thinking about myself. But whether you’re a man or woman, there are things you can do get that limp dick standing straight like a solider. You want the soldier… everyone wants the soldier.

How to cure a limp dick – 14 ways that work

I mean, we all want to know the cure, don’t we? It’s every guy’s worst nightmare *and every girl’s too*, so let’s talk about some ways you can cure that limp dick you have going on.

#1 Limp dicks happen. First of all, you should know, whether you’re a man or woman, limp dicks happen. Every guy will have a situation when they’re going to lose their erection, or not even get one. Ladies, it’s not you. Fellas, you’re not a freak because you can’t get hard. You’re not a wind up doll. [Read: How to keep an erection up for longer in 20 ways]

#2 Don’t make a scene out of it. If you or your partner can’t get hard, don’t make some huge deal out of it. You have to know that there are countless reasons why there’s no boner happening. These things happen. It’s like when a girl can’t get wet. It’s not the end of the world, nor is it the first or last time it’ll happen.

#3 It’s all in the head. A lot of these situations *if not brought up by some external factor* are brought upon psychologically. Maybe you have an exam tomorrow that you’re thinking about, or the fight you had earlier with your partner is still bothering you.

Believe it or not, men are also human beings with feelings. Feelings have a funny way of cockblocking people.

#4 Calm down. If you want to cure your limp dick but you’re freaking out, you need to take a breath and chill. If you keep hyping yourself up, you’re going to get yourself into a space where you’ll unable to pull yourself out of. Oh God, that was a good pun. Point is… take a breath. [Read: 13 ways to overcome sexual anxiety and perform]

#5 Work out. I don’t mean to head to the gym and lift some weights… now. I’m talking about working out the penis muscles. Yes, I know, it’s not only for women. You guys can do it too. Kegel exercises are great for working the penis muscles and increasing blood flow into your penis. What does increased blood flow mean? BINGO. Boner time. [Read: Kegel exercises and why both men and women should do it]

#6 Take it easy on the booze. If you’re completely wasted and trying to focus on not passing out, how are you possibly going to have sex with someone?

Alcohol might be the liquid courage you need, however, when you need to have sex, it’s not your friend. It’s going to cockblock you, and it’s going to hurt. Have you ever woken up next to a naked woman and found out you two didn’t have sex? Yes, feel the burn, baby.

#7 Put out the cigarette. Not only is smoking a complete turn off, but nicotine is horrible for your health, especially your sexual health. If that doesn’t get you to stop, then continue on with the limp dick. But really, smoking creates problems with blood flood which may be a reason why you can’t get hard. [Read: Why does losing an erection bother men so much?]

#8 Are you on meds? You sometimes don’t think about it, but if you’re on medication, your limp dick could be a side effect. Antidepressants, painkillers, anti-anxiety pills, these all have an impact on your sex life.

So, if you think you’re going to have sex that day, try taking a lower dose if you can. But of course, check with your doctor. Actually, you should tell your doctor about the issue, and maybe they’ll prescribe you something different.

#9 Getting the yawns? If you work full time or haven’t been feeling well, how are you supposed to give it your all in the bedroom? You’re not Superman. You’re tired and out of energy. If your body is run down, there’s no way you’ll be able to put all your energy into an erection… you have no energy. So, invest in sleep.

#10 It could be a condition. Perhaps you have an undiagnosed sexual condition or a health condition that’s unrelated, but it is affecting your sex life. This doesn’t mean you won’t be able to have sex. This simply means you need to go to your doctor and make sure it’s not medically related. [Read: 18 fascinating and unknown facts about the penis]

#11 You’re not present. Your mind is somewhere else. If you’re distracted by other thoughts than the naked person underneath you, then you’re not going to be able to keep an erection. It could even be that your phone is going off or the TV is on in the background. If you’re able to remove the distractions, do so. Because it’s not helping anyone.

#12 Who are you having sex with? Are you really attracted to your partner, or did you just pick them up because you felt like you had to? It could be that you realized you made a mistake and now you don’t want to have sex.

Listen, I know guys feel like they need to have sex with everything that walks, but you don’t have to. You can choose who you want to have sex with. [Read: What do women really think about your penis?]

#13 They’re not turning you on. Maybe they’re not doing it how you like. You feel like something’s off, and of course, you’re going to get a limp dick – you’re not enjoying it. But that’s up to you to tell them how you like it. So, be honest and upfront when you don’t like something, and show them how you like it.

#14 Performance Anxiety. Listen, I know a lot of guys who get this. They get a girl who’s really attractive, and they’re worried they won’t be able to please her. Or they want to impress her. Just relax. You made it this far with them, so they’re obviously attracted to you. It’s gonna be okay.

[Read: Why are men so obsessed with their penis size?]

If you’re freaking out about the limp dick… don’t. Just be cool. The cooler you are, the harder it’ll get. And I mean that in the good way.

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